RightWing News, Ink just discovered an upset Hillary Clinton rushed to her office outside the White House this morning after word was released that the largest air assault since the Iraq war began was released upon Sammara.
According to the Pentagon, the bombings dubbed Operation Swarmer, were meant to fry insurgents who have taken up lodgings at several Motel 6's in the area and are believed to be responsible for blowing up Golden Domes.
The operation held tight security so casual bystanders like Ms. Clinton had no pre-warning.
"How am I going to be the next president if I am not privy to such information," she screamed at reporters in a hastily called interview.
Other senators called in to the Clinton Mini White House to voice there disgust.
John Kerry sent a messenger by bicycle stating, "Bush is a cheap two bit killer and I have a plan."
Ted Kennedy said, "What good is our Valarie Plum, Plaim, Pling or whatever her name is if she couldn't grab onto this information."
Another late breaking news item just coming in.
It is being reported that the 101st Airborne Screaming Eagles just attacked and destroyed Hillary's Mini White House in what they call Operation, "Aw Shadupa Your Mouth".
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"Operation Aw Shdup Your Mouth."
I hope it's a success...
First Time poster, long time listener.
Good Work, Mrs. RW!
libby
come back more often. The food here is pretty darn good.
LOL!
Look out Ms. RightWing--camojack is posting receipes at his site! (shhhhh, don't tell him I told you)
I know Marge. But that is okay. Anyone who boils their food (and stinks up the house) is no threat to great cusine.
Hillary is getting way too much of her information in the privy,that is why it is not worth a...shoot.
JannyMae
Just the smell my friend. Cabbage is okay, I like cole slaw and pigs in a blanket. My German neighbors cook too much cabbage. I rather smell cigarettes
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