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Friday, February 24, 2006

Southern Louisiana Turned Into The Rain Forest National Park

In an unprecedented move, congress has used its new power of Eminent Domain to claim extreme southern Louisiana for an experimental national park.

The Southern Louisiana Land Grab Bill had the approval of President Bush and nearly all of the Republican House and Senate.

On the Democratic side it was a tough call for most of the leadership.

The 5, 239 page bill will claim the land from, as the bill describes; "Everything from the lower edge of Lake Pontchartrain, following the Eastern side of the Mississippi to the tip of the Delta, including Pilot Town.

This area also includes lower areas of New Orleans and therefore the western edge of the Mississippi Delta including the towns of Magnolia, Happy Jack, Buras and Venice and others along Rt 23."

The new Rain Forest National Park will include nearly a half-million square miles of swamp, bayous, squishy farm land and flood plains that serve no purpose other than taking up an area on Rand McNally maps.

Senator Billy Hurrumph, R-Ga, who rode the bill through congress said this exciting passage will accomplish two things, give both a place for endangered species, including plants and wildlife, and give indigenous animal activists a place to live.

The bill as read will first populate the area with every known wild tropical animal which includes the Swamp Leopard, Marsh Bears, Rhinos, Red Tailed Angry Monkeys and attack Armadillos ,snakes both cute and venomous and nearly every hated insect from malaria bearing misquotes, killer bees to the fire ant.

"After we feel comfortable the rain forest fauna and cantankerous animals have populated the area as expected, we will then open the area for selected human habitation," Hurrumph said.

Once again the bill specified the inhabitants must be militant animal and/or rain forest activist of any race, color or gender.

Particular attention will be paid to activists with arrest records. Those people will have first rights to claim homestead on the southern tip of the Delta.

Republican Congressman Guy Madingo, Tx said the government will save millions in the long run.

"First of all we will save millions on not rebuilding the levees, then, most important, the secret cure for AIDS that activist believe exist in the slashed rain forest may be discovered. Then maybe it won't, who knows," Madingo said.

The bill also forbids slashing to make room for cattle meant to be turned into McDonald's hamburgers, lumber for civilian housing or any other capitalistic adventure.

Wind generators, methane plants, biodiversified plumbing and hemp for personal clothing will be allowed.

Once citizenship into the National Park has been granted the residents can only leave on a 3 day closely watched visa.


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Thursday, February 23, 2006

Al Gore's Problems Continue To Pelt The Roaming Ambassador


With his Monk Money World Tour vexed by hoards of angry people, Al Gore discovered Minnesota Public Radio has brought a lawsuit against his Internet Television Network program, Current TV

Gore, already bruised and battered because he forgot to a bring a translator, prompting the foreigners to misinterpret his words and causing them to become very angry, now discovered the liberal network he spent millions to create is being sabotaged by another progressive corporation.

M-P-R's lawsuit, filed in U.S. District Court in Minnesota, angrily denounced Gore's corporation based in San Francisco for interfering with the trademark of M-P-R's music station The Current.


M-P-R communications director Jennifer Syltie Johnson said numerous listeners to The Current program are from out of state as well as overseas, not just Minnesota.

The Current broadcasts in the Twin Cities on 89.3 and 88.7 FM, but also is transmitted on the Al Gore's Internet. M-P-R claims Gore's Current causes confusion among potential liberals.

The various Current names can confuse liberals who sit and listen to virtually anything annoying, so many would be confused by Gores, Current TV which offers a chance for amateurs to make home videos and act like they have something important to say.

Spokesfolks from Gore's office in Lake Wotome said there could be no mistaking us for Minnesotans, plus their lawsuit over the name of our lake is also so bogus, it only sounds like Wobegon.

Lake Wobegon is a mythical area created by the once humorous, but now antagonistic Garrison Keillor of Prairie Home Companion Show also broacasted over M-P-R stations.

It is believed by many bewildered people that Wobegon actually exist somewhere between St. Cloud and Alexandria, Mn, by residents who follow the teaching of the Kensington Runestone .

Current should not be confused with currants, which are deciduous, fast growing shrub. The plant is a multiple-stemmed clump, to 5 feet high while The Current and Current TV are more like a noxious weed.

As the standoff continues, think tanks are being called upon to develop a flashy new new name in case Gore loses the lawsuit.

A few titles have been run through the collective minds at Gore's studio such as The Buttermilk Pancake Hour, The Above Average Children's Hour and The Catsup Foundation Show.

"I just think these names are homey and cute but somewhat familiar for some odd reason," said Julia Windpipe, spokefolk for Al Gore's Current TV.

Confused readers may delete this article from their mind.

The Staff and Mangement of RightWing News, Ink, a nationwide subsidiary of Shelly's Cafe, which is no longer in Minnesota.



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Monday, February 20, 2006

Perot Cashing In On Arab Money

Ross Perot, the spoiler of America's 1992 presidential elections, announced today he wants to cash in and grab onto some Arab money and sell his 8,000 acre Alliance Airport in Houston.

Much controversy has been raised in past few days as Better Homes and Gardens Realty struck a deal with Dubai Ports World (DPW) of the United Arab Emirates to lease with option to buy, a few economically depressed ports in New York, New Jersey, Baltimore, Philadelphia, New Orleans and Miami.

London-based Murder on the Oriental Steam Navigation Co., which had been running the six ports, was purchased last week by the Arab government-owned DPW, raising a few eyebrows in Washington.

Perot who once coined the phrase, "sucking sound," stood before a group of Arab businessmen with his pointer and pie charts, showing them how much money he has pulled in during the last decade warehousing cheap and mostly illegal Mexican products flown into his "secret airport."

In an interview only to be found on RightWing News Ink, a confused and flustered Perot said his ties with the Clinton's have grown distant as the last of the secret weapons have been shipped off to China leaving much of his wharehouse now empty.

"My friend, the only sucking sounds to be heard are on the East Coast. As you can see on my pie charts, Mexico is only good for importing terrorism and my airport could be very useful for a foreign country so it's time to cash out. Why there are billions to be made, it's good for America because I'm good for America," Perot said.

After reporters for RWNI interupted Perot he began throwing fits screaming "Can I finish Larry? Can I finish?"


Perot's fear is the sale of American ports will drive down the value of the Alliance Airport.

"Jimmy Carter never had a lick of sense when he gave away the Panama Canal in 1978, why he could have held out for a billion dollars from the Chinamen who now sell zillions of dollars of junk to Americans. A waste I tell you, now we will be buying trinkets from the Arabs. I've had it," Perot said as he threw the pie charts to the ground and started jumping on them.

It has been forecasted by several businessmen the lease/sale of the ports will create new blood for depressed sea port towns.

"Your all crazy, crazy, I tell you, I hope the sucking sound sucks your ships stupid," Perot continued. "Hello, ding-dong dagnabit, ain't you listening to me. This is your America, but the airport is mine, all mine and you all just don't get it. Now your lose lips sunk ships. I'm going home, good-by. Hey some wake up Admiral Stockdale, what do ya mean he's dead. He's not dead until I say he's dead. I'm out of here."

Sunday, February 19, 2006

Cheney Calls McDonald's CEO Jim Skinner To Thank Him For Taking Number One Spot

Washington

After a week of embarrassingly cruel headlines, it looks like Vice President and marksman, Dick Cheney is about to drop down from the number one most hated individual.

Since news reports last week revealed McDonald's has been secretly placing nutritional food ingredients in their french fries, CEO Jim Skinner, has become the man to hate.

White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan immediately notified press outlets that Cheney called Skinner and offered his condolences.

Two organizations have came to the battle line, The National Farmers Organization (NFO) and Vegans for Ethical Treatment of Oleo (VETO), over the addition of food groups to snack foods.

Bert Farglemint, a despondent farmer from Goosebend, Wisconsin, has watched his profits fall over the years as more and more food has become synthesized with chemicals and artificial flavors and this recent criticism has him seeing red.

"My hens are laying overtime and my cousin Earl down the road been planting more wheat so we can get a cut in the multi-million dollar french fry business," Farglemint said. "It's not fair Idaho s the only state to make a killing in the fried tater business."

A whistle blower working in a North Dakota potato frying company called reporters at The Fargo Forum and said he witnessed company officials adding real food products to the coatings of fries and knowing how harmful replacing food with chemicals could be, he felt compelled to call reporters.

Agriculture officials admitted real egg and wheat products replaced Cogniptual 32 and biphosphated hydranated bleach in french fries being shipped to McDonald's.

Jade Collie, a vegan from Santa Monica, was one of several thousand people bringing a lawsuit to McDonald's after she found out she ate products from non-union hens.

"I quit eating eggs, honey, milk, pizza, taco chips, and multi numerous other farm products because they are either produced by farmers who beat their hens or raise corn that is bio-diversified," Collie said. "I used to love to hang with my friends and eat bags of french fries, now what am I to do, why I don't even trust their yogurt anymore."

Jill E. Shakie, president of Mothers of Anemic Children (MAC) have also filed a suit claiming their children have been exposed to deadly natural foods over the last ten years and though none of them have died yet, it was possible.

Lawyers are busy preparing commercials to run during afternoon soaps.

Enchilada Soup

What's a cafe without a steaming hot bowl of soup. Especially during the freezing global warming days of February. This was a favorite at the restaurant.

2/3 cup dried pinto beans
1/4 cup dried kidney beans

Soak in 4 cups of water overnight. Discard soaking water. In a 4 quart pot, bring beans to boil with three cups water and 1 tsp sea salt. Reduce heat and simmer under tender about 45 minutes. Add more water if necessary because kidney beans can take longer to soften. Drain Beans and set aside.

You can use canned beans if fully rinsed but they are not as good.


2 cups diced yellow onions
3 garlic cloves minced or 1 tsp garlic powder
4 21/4 ounce cans of sliced black olives
3 15 ounce cans tomato sauce
1 19 ounce can of Enchilada sauce ( I use 1 can of mild and part of a can of hot. You can mix as you chose, but if you get to hot you can't turn back. This soup taste best if it is medium. You may find medium enchilada sauce if you are lucky.)
1 large can peeled tomatoes, pulsed a few times in food processor
2 cups sour cream
1/2 pound sharp cheddar cheese
1/4 pound jack cheese
3 Tbsp dried chives
1/3 cup sliced green onions
1/2 dozen corn tortillas, cut into wedges.

In a large stock pot (6 qts) simmer yellow onions, olives, garlic for a few minutes, until onions are translucent, toss in a bit of kosher salt and stir.

Add tomato sauce, enchilada sauce, simmer covered until mixture is hot and onions are tender (10 t0 15 minutes)

Add beans, chopped tomatoes and sour cream. Continue heating at very low temperature, stirring frequently to keep beans from settling. Bring near boiling, but do not allow to boil, then stir in grated cheese. Continue to stir until cheese is melted. Remove from heat.

Add chives, green onions and corn tortillas. The corn tortillas will break down and thicken the soup.

Warning, when reheating the soup, keep stirring as the beans and cheese will scorch to the bottom when you walk away.

Saturday, February 18, 2006

Alec Baldwin Said Cheney Is A Terrorist As McDonald's Attempts To Kill Children

Millions of Americans went into anaphylactic shock this week-end as two news stories seemed to collide on the front page.

Earlier this morning, Alec Baldwin, who is still trying to put on his pants, said in a rambling, drunkard phraseology that Dick Cheney is a terrorist.

That shocking revelation along with the news that McDonald's hides wheat and dairy products in their french fries, causing perhaps ten of thousands mothers to collapse knowing corporate America is out to get their allergy prone children.

Baldwin, according to his bio, states he is a "vigorous supporter of People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) and The Performing Animal Welfare Society (PAWS), and a dedicated supporter of the East Hampton Daycare Center."

Nobody is sure what he was trying to say in an article published in The Huffington Post;

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/alec-baldwin/
will-they-go-to-court_b_15875.html

but his comments were alarming to many who have come to love our vice president.


"Cheney is a terrorist. He terrorizes our enemies abroad and innocent citizens here at home indiscriminately. Who ever thought Harry Whittington would be the answer to America's prayers. Finally, someone who might get that lying, thieving Cheney into a courtroom to answer some direct questions," Baldwin wrote.

Blogs all across the globe are now trying to decide if Baldwin will also comment on McDonald's hidden poisons aimed at numerous daycare children, who many medical experts feel is the cause of perhaps a million sickly allergenic children.

One tearful mother said french fries is the only fast food her child could eat and even if she removes the bun, a microspeck of wheat would kill her child in an instant.

"The next thing you know the government will force me to cook for my children," Bluebird Peace Jones-Willcox, 27, from Half Moon Bay, California said. "I want my children to have the same opportunities I had and that includes never being forced to eat meals at home."

McDonald's said they present a delicate bouquet of flavors including partially hydrogenated soybean oil and dextrose with just a hint of wheat and milk ingredients.

Radicals like Baldwin, who dropped out of law school to pursue an acting career, have been trying unsuccessfully to close the cow-murdering business for some years now and this attempted child poisoning indictment may be their lucky moment.


Numerous attempts to reach Ronald McDonald have failed but they say on their website that every restaurant has an emergency nebulizer or Albuteral inhaler available behind the counter.

Thursday, February 16, 2006

Former Vice President Finding The Monk Money World Tour To Be Rather Challenging

With a large black T-shirt scrawled with the words Monk Money World Tour, Al Gore, one time understudy to President Bill Clinton, stepped off a jet in Ho Chi Minh City waving briskly to the little people who came out to welcome him and his wife, what's her name.

After a successful tour of Saudi Arabia now behind him, the often disconsolate, self proclaimed radical leader looked to be happy, but experts agreed, a war is ragging in his heart.

After six years of a brisk American economy, sucess in a war against terrorism and the highest graduating rate in decades, Gore said it was time to hit the road and tell the truth about the Bush administration.

"America is brutally torturing men, women and children from nearly country on earth and if I sit around my White House-look-alike-home in Tennessee and forever hold my peice, then me and my wife, what's her name, will soon lose our hard earned legacy," Gore said before a throng of Vietnamese who had no idea what he was saying.

Gore, has often taken on issues that don't mean diddly-squat to Americans.

After brain storming with his wife, what's her name, they decided he needed to quit sitting around the house, moping, gaining weight and forgetting to shave.

"We can't have two depressed people in the same house," what's her name said, "Besides the polar ice caps are melting and who better to stop that from happening but my little Al."

The Vietnamese chanted cute melodious songs to the Gore's as he stood before the microphone, but nobody was there to interpret them for him.

The local news media, Ho Chi News at Nine, forgot to send a reporter out to film their arrival so the Gore's were left to fend for themselves, especially after the private jet they chartered was commandeered by one of the little singing Vietnamese women.

Experts believe the jet was on the way to Pakistan, a country the Gore Monk Money tour decided to skip after he learned Special Forces troops were there awaiting his arrival.

Pakistanian authorities feared the plane may be used to transport Hafiz Mohammad Saeed out of Lahore, Pakistan.

Saeed, founder of the militant Lashkar-e-Taiba outfit and current head of the Jamaat-ul Dawa group stirred up about 100 people over the Danish cartoon and needed to fly to numerous other hot spots around the globe.

Tired and hungry the Gore's retreated to the Ho Chi Best Western before heading out to Da Nang and Hanoi to continue the tour.

"We won't be defeated by this setback," Gore said.

A local travel agent said the only ride out of Ho Chi Minh was freight train loaded with Pot Bellied Pigs.

"I feel somewhat depressed," said what's her name, Gore's wife.

The Monk Money World Tour will move on to Denmark as soon as the Gore's figure out how to get there.

Wednesday, February 15, 2006

Secret Rocket Plans Discovered in Iran

Scientist forecasted an imminent Nuclear Winter when experts recently thumbed through a stack of secret rocket plans allowing Iran to deliver a nuclear warhead virtually anywhere.

CIA agents planted by the Bush Administration inside the boring sand flea infested nation, found the stockpile of rocket plans hidden in a corn crib outside Tehran.

"With these plans Iran has the ability to fly to the Moon, Mars, the distant planet of Zerbafloss 13 or even to Israel," bemoaned America's top nuclear scientist, Richard Von Rickersnapper.

United Nation weapon officials who were sent into the area returned to the General Council with reports stating no such rocket exists.

The UN scientists showed up at the hearings driving brand new expensive touring cars and fine Italian suits, asserting after their exhaustive search of possible locations of rocket launching pads, there was nothing to worry about.

Von Rickersnapper disagrees stating the UN officials searched unlikely places like Bandar e Anzali, the world's largest producer of caviar, chai tea and pistachios, the beautiful Mt. Damavand ski resorts and the garden like burial place of Iranian poet, Omar Khayam.

"The rockets are hidden in the sands of the dessert," Von Rickersnapper warned, "and their technology is awesome."

Experts have been unable to break the code words Tom Swift but most of the agents who saw the documents said it was a mystery found throughout the research papers.

An unaimed agent said he saw papers entitled Tom Swift and his flying lab, Tom Swift and his atomic Earth blaster, Tom Swift and his ultrasonic cycloplane and the most dangerous of them all, Tom Swift and his Megascope space prober.

A total of 27 Tom Swift files were found and scientists are at a loss to understand some of the technical wording, such as Subocean Geotron.

It is not known if the technology is actually in place but the fear of dying by a megascope space probe seemed to take the back seat to Dick Cheney's shooting rampage in Texas that many journalist are refering to as the Senior Citizen Columbine.

Iran has been suspiciously quiet about the discovery and has denied having technology of that sort .

"All those papers were contraband western books stolen from a public library in Little Rock, Arkansas," Iranian President Mohammad Khatami said. "Besides, what harm can a few cartoon characters do anyhow."

Monday, February 13, 2006

A Crescendo of Argumentation Destroys Washington D.C.

Several weeks of consternation and cheap political arguments came to a crescendo this afternoon causing Washington D.C. to erupt into an cataclysmic explosion not witnessed in this century.

Professor Richard Von Rikersnapper, head thinker and keeper of the famed Nuclear Clock, said the District of Columbia absorbed about as much political friction and wrangling as possible between the press, politicians, idiots and the lesser sub-humans that dwell around congress with no apparent usefulness.

The explosion, which was equivalent to nearly one sixteenth megaton, rocked several office buildings, cafes and tourist sites around D.C. during senate hearings and investigations over Hurricane Katrina, NSA wiretappings, delayed White House responses over attempted manslaughter charges against Dick Cheney and several other issues that brought politicians to critical mass.

"The human body can take only so much agitation before erupting into spontaneous explosion. Combine that with a little gin, too much body fat and then packing said humans into a tight space and it can get ugly," Rickersnapper said.

After President Bush notified FEMA to help clear out the House Office Building, he received a taped message stating they were out of town but if the caller wished to leave a message someone would return the call as soon as possible.

White House Press Secretary Scott McClellan said FEMA needed a few days of R&R after taking the problems of the world on their shoulders and would likely return in a day or so after they read about the disaster in the paper.

McClellan denied allegations by the replacement press that Bush hates reporters therefore did not call in FEMA at least two days before the explosion.

"It was obvious to many Republicans that Congress was about to breach and the weakened press could no longer contain them," John F. Kerry, presidential loser, said from his snow covered Villa in the North of Maryland. "This disaster could have been prevented if Bush would have sent more money to Washington and allowed more spending by our elected officials."

The explosions set off numerous smaller blasts in New York, Los Angeles, San Francisco, Seattle, Cleveland and other liberal press holdouts across the country.

"Homeland Security could not have foreseen this in the works since nothing to this extent has ever happened in recorded history, though I do recall some folks were turned into pillars of salt in the Old Testament," Rickersnapper added.

The Marines and National Guard, who were called in to restore calm and clean up the debris, dubbed this historic event as
"Operation Teddy Boy," an obvious referral to the 1945 H-bomb dropped over Nagasaki, code named "Fat Man."




Sunday, February 12, 2006

Deer Consumed Stranger During Cheney's Hunting Trip

Armstrong Ranch, Texas

Both forensic police and FBI agents have agreed the body found under a large oak tree was not that of Dick Cheny's best friend, Harry Whittington.

Whittington, according to eye witnesses, ran quickly from the brush after Cheney took aim at his backside with a 28 gauge shotgun loaded with environmentally friendly bird seed.

Cheney, who loves to pull pranks during hunting trips, took aim and shot his long time friend and lawyer twice in the buttocks.

Experts on light artillery say the bird seed would likely not penetrate through khaki slacks but would still sting like crazy.

In a bizarre twist of events, a stranger to the ranch was found with his heart and other vital organs removed and authorities said his inards were likely a meal for the buck that police were able to photgraph.

"We are still puzzled over the identity of the hunter that was being consumed by Mule Deer," added Jerry Slueth, Marshall of Salome County.

It is rare for the deer to consume a human but authorities have noticed more deer on edge lately since a threat towards a baby deer was published in a national news blog.

"Deer are like that," Sleuth said. "They tend to take care of their own."

The captured deer was checked for rabies then booked for murder.

As news broke of the devastating find, animal activists and national speaker for all things strangely odd, Cindy Sheehan, called for the release of all jailed deer.

Whittington later stumbled back to the lodge where he and Cheney enjoyed a wonderful venison and grouse dinner.



1963 Abramhoff Photo Shows George Bush Accepting Money

Photos released this afternoon from RightWing News proves that Jack Abramhoff and then, National Guard Pilot, George Bush had been seen together as early as 1963.

The photographs taken aboard the Luxary River Boat Princess Jewel (above) on the Gowananfib River, near Clinton, Ohio, shows Bush (magnified) ((below)) waving good-by from his 1962 Ford Falcon to Abramoff.

RightWing News stands behind the photo.




Friday, February 10, 2006

Ken Runs Away to Broken Back Hills


After Mattel spent spent numerous years and countless hundreds of dollars turning Ken into a bright young Metrosexual, the toy maker announced today it was scraping the project.

Insiders at the secretive toy maker's design studios told reporters from RightWing News Ink, after several attempts to reintroduce Barbie and Ken, the electricity just wasn't there.

Barbie, who has lived high and mighty for several decades has rejected the smooth faced, wavy hair young vocalist and part time waiter, for Jake the Welder Doll.

Jake, has been instrumental in helping Barbie get off barbiturates and Jack Daniels, a combination that has sent her to The Betty Ford Clinic on several occasions.

"Barbie just hasn't handled success very well," top designer Percy Widestripes told reporters and this new boy-toy just can't relate to her. "He's the new kid on the block and she's been around more times than a cheap carnival merry-go-round."

The only Ken Doll left in existence has escaped the Los Angeles toy factory and according to investigators has been seen in and around Broken Back Hills.

Police in the not-so-rugged Texas town are searching closets at the Plaza Hotel but as of press time law enforcement officials have only found his Gouchi bag.


Wanted posters have been posted on e-bay.

Thursday, February 09, 2006

Bush Beat Democrats By Revealing A Major Leak


Washington
Democrats were angered this morning when President Bush leaked a secret plan by Al Qaeda to bomb Los Angeles in 2001.

Bush divulged the leak during a speech at the National Guard Memorial while Democrats were hiding in a parking deck after a urinal deodorant set off alarms.

Immediately after the all clear signal, an emergency meeting was called by certain key Democratic members of congress, trying to prove Bush had foreknowledge of the near disaster.

"This whole time, about 5 years by my calculation, Bush has kept this secret from America," Senator Leahy, D-Vermont , said in an emergency congressional inquiry. "If this doesn’t prove Bush new about 911, then I’ll eat a bucket of yellow Vermont snow."

Bush said he leaked the information in order to show the country how important it was for the NSA to tap phone calls of so-called American citizens who convene around Starbucks all day with seemingly nothing to do.

"Obviously many of those people are half crazy from caffeine and with no way to track them, well, we are looking for trouble," Bush said. "They sit around speaking gibberish and scarring away customer."

Khalid Shaikh Mohammed a coffee drinker and mastermind behind the threat, had his sights on a building called, for no obvious reason, the Library Tower.


Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosas, along with city fathers later changed the name to the U.S. Bank Tower as an attempt to fool the terrorist.

"If Al Qaeda was going to hit a target in LA, then why would they hit the Library Tower, " Leahy asked. "They hate our culture so why would they not crash into the Hollywood sign."

The plan, similar to the successful hijacking and flying of planes into the World Trade Center and Pentagon that killed more than 3,000 people over four years ago, was stopped with the help of coalition partners in Qatar who ran them over with an army tank, Bush said.

FBI agents also leaked plans found in Sandy Berger’s socks that outlined a threat by several Mid-Eastern men to throw shoe bombs at half-dressed confused looking people at Venice Beach.

"We can no longer pretend that evil does not exist so I am forced to leak before the Democrats leak," Bush said. "You want leaks, I’ll show you leaks."

That threat inflamed Sen. Hillary Clinton, D-N.Y., enough to blame the president for telling whoppers in order to scare Americans into supporting the Patriot Act, she said at a meeting of United Auto Workers on Wednesday.

"The Bush administration is telling fibs, dirty fibs, dirty leaky rotten fibs," Hillary yelled.

"Besides he cannot explain to me why we have not captured or killed the tallest man in Afghanistan," Clinton said, referring to the Al Qaeda leader.


The leaks in and around Washington in the last 24 hours have been severe enough for city to declare flood warnings.

Wednesday, February 08, 2006

Only You Can Save Bambi II

Warning given. If I don't get at least 50 people to read this blog everyday, Bambi II will be eaten!
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"Cubes of venison stew meat are browned with onions and garlic and combined with Worcestershire sauce, oregano and covered with water in this stew with chunks of carrots and potatoes.

INGREDIENTS:
2 tablespoons vegetable oil
2 pounds venison stew meat
3 onions, chopped
2 cloves garlic, minced
1 tablespoon Worcestershire
sauce
1 bay leaf
1/2 teaspoon dried oregano 1 tablespoon salt
3 cups water
7 small potatoes, peeled and
quartered
1 pound carrots, cut into 1 inch
pieces
1/4 cup all-purpose flour
1/4 cup water

DIRECTIONS:
1. In a skillet, deeply brown the meat in oil. Add onions, garlic. Worcestershire sauce, bay leaf, oregano, salt, and water. Simmer, covered, for 1 1/2 to 2 hours, or until meat is tender.
2. Add potatoes and carrots; cook until tender.
3. Combine flour and water. Stir into the stew. Remove bay leaf before serving.


Will Bambi be consumed?

It's up to you.

Only You Can Save Bambi.

This is not a joke!